May 2013
kisschases:
if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
epic-humor:
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
northlan-e:
its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
daenerysmymoon:
so-tired-of-running:
del0ppus:
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
#if anyone is still up you can send me your favorite song and...
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
biteythevillain:
hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
lordfarsquaad:
When im dead my new email will be imnot@live.com
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
if radioactive by imagine dragons doesn’t make you wanna beat up zombies don’t look at me
