(Source: gogreen-fuckavegetarian)

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

(Source: kathrynknowles)

systema-saturnium:

Perception by Suzanne Kurilla 

(Source: pyrrhic-victoria)

(Source: sort-of-un-balanced)

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

vaginalsalsa:

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

as always.

(Source: theunknown-abyss)

thefrogman:

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(Source: togifs)

I will be Dory again, which is the most fun in the world to play Dory. And actually the entire sequel is about Dory, the name of the movie is called ‘Finding Dory’. 

(Source: doctor-burke)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)